Reason no. 21,325 why little girls are the cutest things ever: Check out the note my 8-year-old friend Libby left for her father on the garage door, after having heard he had a really hard day at work: 

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Welcome to Heven!!!! Where their is no work and only musages* and piece and quiet not to menchen hugs and kisses. So slip on those Ira socks** and fuzzy bear slippers and favorite P.J.’s but relax!!!!!

*I have a Free Musage Ticket that Libby once made for me as a gift for babysitting her guinea pigs. She will hole punch it to validate it after each massage. Unlike regular coupons, however, this one never expires. “If I run out of places to punch holes,” she told me, “I will just make you another!”

**Libby is referring to her dad’s black dress socks, which he has been known to wear with shorts, like their neighbor Ira does.